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PostSubject: urine test positive (18sx)   Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:08 pm

Sepasang suami isteri yg tinggal di suatu taman perumahan teres kat mana ntah le..
suaminya keje kilang je..isterinya dok umah, tak keja

suatu hari.. suaminya sakit kepala dan rasa demam2 tak sedap badan..
balik keja ptg tu pi la satu klinik swasta jumpa doktor untuk rawatan.. doktor nak peksa air kencing..tapi yang pagi2 punya..

esok pepagi tu, suami pun kencing la masuk dalam botol tak atas meja..dgn harapan nanti balik keja..nak wak pi jumpa doktor utk dipeksa..

isteri dok punggah cari bil letrik bil air pun sama le dok atas meja..dok tak dok tangan terkena botol jatuh pecah, air kencing bertabur..

isteri dah kecut dan takut.. kalau suaminya tahu mampuih le dia..so, dia kencing ganti dalam botol yg serupa..harap2 suaminya tak tahu, selamat la dia..

suami balik lepas keja..mintak botol kencingnya tu..isteri bagi je ngan selamba..
wak pi jumpa doktor yg kemarin tu la..

lepas peksa doktor senyum je...TAHNIAH.. Sah Mengandung!kata doktor pada si suami..

suami melopong terkejut...terus balik mengadu kat isteri dia..susah hati bukan main lagi...isteri nak tau gak apa halnya..

sambil mengeluh dia berkata :

'.. itu lah minah!! abg dok kata dah..abg dok atas minah pun nak dok atas juga..
selalu sangat minah naik atas abg ni..haa.. skang apa dah jadi..??? doktor dah sahkan abg pula yang mengandung!! "

isteri tergelak sampai berguling ..suami bersedih dan keliru.. tak menentu dok pikiag nanti cemana nak beranak!!

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:14 pm

lawak pecah abis ni... wakakkaakakka kesian eh lakinya Smile gulik
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:01 pm

kesian abes gulik..
bingung dia camna mo kasi kuar anak gulik...
buduh jga bini dia gulik..
hauhauhauhua gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:28 pm

`gulik gulik gulik gulik gulik gulik
`gulik gulik gulik gulik gulik gulik
`gulik gulik gulik gulik gulik gulik
`gulik gulik gulik gulik gulik gulik


`Jom ketawa berjemaah...
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:25 am

sera ndak buli terlampau ketwa..Very Happy..
x bgus Very Happy..
nanti kurang ilmu di dada Very Happy..
cukup lah skdr yg ada Very Happy..hehe Very Happy..

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:36 pm

`0o0o0...
`nebole ka Pye... Sad
`ketawa sikit sikit jak la...
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:28 pm

ya sikit2 What a Face
bru ilmu di dada ndak kurang gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:26 pm

`ya..
`aku tengah usha mempekung ilmu d dada...
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:33 pm

mahu kan prtolongan kah gulik..
aku mmg insan yg suka mnolong gulik

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:10 am

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mahu kan prtolongan kah gulik..
aku mmg insan yg suka mnolong gulik

`em... study
`tolong belikan 1tin kacip fatimah Pye...
`aku mok kasi rubuh tu katil... gulik


`ps: tiada maksud kebiruan atau kekuningan... hanya mereka yg berotak biru kuning jak yg akan tepesong maksud ku...` gulik
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:19 am

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p_y_E.com wrote:
mahu kan prtolongan kah gulik..
aku mmg insan yg suka mnolong gulik

`em... study
`tolong belikan 1tin kacip fatimah Pye...
`aku mok kasi rubuh tu katil... gulik


`ps: tiada maksud kebiruan atau kekuningan... hanya mereka yg berotak biru kuning jak yg akan tepesong maksud ku...` gulik

ok sigu sera gulik..
kacip patimah kah kacip mak minah?.. gulik
pasti kan betul gulik..
haha..

p/s : siapa yg otak kuning tu gulik..
harap tolang green kah brain anda gulik

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:31 am

p_y_E.com wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
mahu kan prtolongan kah gulik..
aku mmg insan yg suka mnolong gulik

`em... study
`tolong belikan 1tin kacip fatimah Pye...
`aku mok kasi rubuh tu katil... gulik


`ps: tiada maksud kebiruan atau kekuningan... hanya mereka yg berotak biru kuning jak yg akan tepesong maksud ku...` gulik

ok sigu sera gulik..
kacip patimah kah kacip mak minah?.. gulik
pasti kan betul gulik..
haha..

p/s : siapa yg otak kuning tu gulik..
harap tolang green kah brain anda gulik

`aku rasa pye.. gulik
`kacip kuku si minah is amaijing.. gulik

ps: sapa yg otak green tu.. tolong kasi dark green ya.. tolong la... gulik
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:35 am

aku c rasa apa2 gulik.
aku taw itu kacip bulu ketiak c zaitun tu gulik..

p/s : kepada yg otak dark green tu ksi high light lagi sikit gulik..
tolong lah gulik plzzzzz gulik.

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:50 am

`aku rasa la kan... gulik
`kacip bulu ketiak c zaitun rasa nya mcm bangkai tapir... gulik
`kacip kuku minah lagi senang n nice.. gulik


ps: kepada yg otak high light tu kasi dark light skit ah... gulik tolong la.. gulik pls... gulik excuse sikit ah.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:26 am

aku x taw tu gulik..
aku pun rasa kacip bulu keninh c gurmit yg mcm bangkai biawak tu gulik..

p/s : kepada yg otak dark high light tu plzz la tolong lah sesangat kasi high blood lah otak tu sikit gulik..adeh plzzz k..gulik gulik

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:33 am

`aku pun kurang rasa.. gulik
`aku rasa kacip bulu kaki c grumit yg mcm bangkai lipas kudung... gulik



ps; kepada yg otak high blood... tolong kasi extra high blood lg ah.. tolong la.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:41 am

aku pun fjr jga gulik
aku rasa bangkai lipas kudung tu yg mcm kacip bulu hidung c jaruf gulik.

p.s : kepada yg otak extra high bloog tu tolong up kan lgi extra high blood itu gulik

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:11 am

`pye... Neutral
`back tu the topic... Neutral
`nnt admin marah... gulik
`kana ban tu ko sorg2.. gulik
`teda org mok baking.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:28 am

ok2 back to the topic gulik..
ahahahha buli2 laki dia mngandung gulik..
kuang2.,,kuang2,,gulik..
ada jga kah rahim utk laki2 gulik

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:43 am

`tu la ba tu..
`x commentsence jg doctor nie...
`lelaki mana da rahim...
`biar pun lelaki suda tukar jantina
`pun tetap xbole ngandung..
`kannnnnnnnnn


`percaya atau tidak..
`bolos saja dinding itu...
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:19 am

ya btul2 gulik.
aku mmg sukung tu gulik..
adakah patut tpi mmg x patut kan gulik..
suami dia pun kili tahap gaban gulik..
serius lagi dia risau dia mngandung gulik..
owh dunia2 gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:39 am

`o0o dunia.. gulik
`ada jg lelaki yg bodoh sampai tahap gaban gitu ah.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:58 am

ntah lah gulik..
bodo sngt kn gulik..
ntah la gulik..
klu aku ada kwn g2 gulik..'sngaja aku promote gulik..jahatnya aku gulik

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:43 pm

erwet bijak sungguh bininya tu... wrewr
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:15 am

`perempuan memang slalunya lebih bijak... elephant
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