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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:07 pm

p_y_E.com wrote:
Sepasang suami isteri yg tinggal di suatu taman perumahan teres kat mana ntah le..
suaminya keje kilang je..isterinya dok umah, tak keja

suatu hari.. suaminya sakit kepala dan rasa demam2 tak sedap badan..
balik keja ptg tu pi la satu klinik swasta jumpa doktor untuk rawatan.. doktor nak peksa air kencing..tapi yang pagi2 punya..

esok pepagi tu, suami pun kencing la masuk dalam botol tak atas meja..dgn harapan nanti balik keja..nak wak pi jumpa doktor utk dipeksa..

isteri dok punggah cari bil letrik bil air pun sama le dok atas meja..dok tak dok tangan terkena botol jatuh pecah, air kencing bertabur..

isteri dah kecut dan takut.. kalau suaminya tahu mampuih le dia..so, dia kencing ganti dalam botol yg serupa..harap2 suaminya tak tahu, selamat la dia..

suami balik lepas keja..mintak botol kencingnya tu..isteri bagi je ngan selamba..
wak pi jumpa doktor yg kemarin tu la..

lepas peksa doktor senyum je...TAHNIAH.. Sah Mengandung!kata doktor pada si suami..

suami melopong terkejut...terus balik mengadu kat isteri dia..susah hati bukan main lagi...isteri nak tau gak apa halnya..

sambil mengeluh dia berkata :

'.. itu lah minah!! abg dok kata dah..abg dok atas minah pun nak dok atas juga..
selalu sangat minah naik atas abg ni..haa.. skang apa dah jadi..??? doktor dah sahkan abg pula yang mengandung!! "

isteri tergelak sampai berguling ..suami bersedih dan keliru.. tak menentu dok pikiag nanti cemana nak beranak!!



wrewr wrewr wrewr dlm dilema bah laki nya tu wrewr kesian nya dia wrewr geek kejam pula bini nya tu geek
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:18 pm

x lama gini la tu kali lakinya.. @

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:36 pm

@ kanapa ndak di raikan ahh... gulik gulik gulik gulik berisi tu perut tuuuuuuuuuu gulik gulik
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:14 am

`erk.. Surprised
`berisi ka rose.. Surprised
`isi apa tu.. Surprised
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:37 pm

apa isinya tu aaa rosse? gulik
kestau luk ke'tau'an ko tu kunun.. gulik

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:56 am

apa isi nya rose gulik..
aku mo taw jga gulik..
x kan anak tikus di dlam gulik..
heuhuhuehe gulik gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:40 am

`tikus... Surprised
`larrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkk.......... santa
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:11 am

@ mn buli ctau skrg..tgu ada bukti gulik
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:51 am

di mana sdh tu bukti skrg gulik.
lama kah lagi mo tggu Idea
bru di mana tu bukti skrg gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:10 am

`bukti :o
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:03 am

ya bukti Smile..
nape x pcaye er gulik

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:16 pm

bukti? affraid
rosse.. blh tlg jelaskan ka bukti tu yg camana? gulik
mo jg menimba ilmu ni.. gulik

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:51 am

`bukti... Idea
`c rose membolos kan diri suda ma bukti bukti nya.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Wed May 27, 2009 9:15 pm

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kesian abes gulik..
bingung dia camna mo kasi kuar anak gulik...
buduh jga bini dia gulik..
hauhauhauhua gulik..

lagi buduh tu lakinya sbb bleh fikir tu bininya d atas punya c laki jadi mengandung geek geek geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Wed May 27, 2009 10:09 pm

queen napa la suami dia tu bengap sangat king king


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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Wed May 27, 2009 10:16 pm

mgkin c laki tu urang dlm gua kali pale pale pale
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Wed May 27, 2009 10:18 pm

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mgkin c laki tu urang dlm gua kali pale pale pale



geek ya kali...dari gua antu kot lakinya tu geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:13 pm

palui banar tu laki..... gulik gulik
merasa amijing ni dia ngandung gulik gulik
konpius lek camana maw kes kuar gulik gulik
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:38 pm

ui,,,tapi mmg ada kes camtu d ngara china geng.llaki mengandung... study
cuma aku xtau smada bini dia naik atas dia time bsenggama atau nda lah geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:09 am

adeh...nda bule kta bediri baca ni ceta... geek kta begulik

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PostSubject: Re: urine test positive (18sx)   Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:01 pm

•°o.OM¯îkðñO.o°• wrote:
adeh...nda bule kta bediri baca ni ceta... geek kta begulik

adeh....paca prut nih geek geek geek
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