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PostSubject: patung telanjang   Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:35 pm

"Sepasang patung telanjang laki laki dan wanita, berdiri berhadap hadapan selama berpuluh puluh tahun di sebuah taman. Tanpa dapat melakukan apapun yang dikehendaki."

Suatu hari, datang la sang pari pari, dan dia merasa hiba dengan kedua patung tersebut, yang hanya boleh berdiri dan saling memandang je sesama sendiri.

Maka sang pari pari pun menyihir mereka menjadi hidup dan mengizinkan mereka melakukan ape-ape saje yang sangat mereka inginkan.

"Bagaimana?" tanya patung laki laki.
"Jom kita lakukan," sahut patung wanita.

Mereka pun menghilang dibalik semak semak, tak lama terdengarlah jeritan kecil dan suara tawa cekikikan, tetapi hal ini tidak berlangsung lama, saat kembali keluar dari semak, sang pari pari yang hairan berkata, "Waktu kalian masih panjang, manfaatkanlah waktu kalian, tak usah terburu buru..."

"Ini sudah bagus, waktu masih panjang lagi ?"

Dengan gembira kembali mereka ke semak semak.

"Jom kita sambung balik, aku tak puas lagi nih!" kata patung laki laki, "sekarang giliran kau yang pegang burung merpati sialan itu, biar aku pula yang berak kepalanya"

p/s: x baik dendam burung walaupun burung tersebut berak atas kita..redha jer..haha

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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:13 pm

bunguk2 otak kau ni papai 2.. mati2 aku ingat yg tu.. miahahhaha
kesian ba burung kena birak gulik
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:29 pm

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bunguk2 otak kau ni papai 2.. mati2 aku ingat yg tu.. miahahhaha
kesian ba burung kena birak gulik

c sakai klu barang gini gulik..
kompom lah bah dinding bata pun dia bolos smata2 bca ni ptung jak Smile..
jgn fikir kuning er gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:11 am

saad AKU PIKIR DIA BUAT APA TD sfsd
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:16 pm

`mana tu burung???
`kita sembelih thn panggang.. gulik
`thn.. Twisted Evil
`momom.. gulik
`jan di kasi lama.. gulik Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:30 am

msti kmu fkr lain kan gulik..
hahaha gulik..
pndi balas dendam jga tU patung ar gulik..
tpi x plak feeling haha gulik

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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:38 pm

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msti kmu fkr lain kan gulik..
hahaha gulik..
pndi balas dendam jga tU patung ar gulik..
tpi x plak feeling haha gulik

`Huh... :malas:
`fikir len... :malas:
`mcm mana tu fikir len... :malas:
`mcm mana tu sudah fikir len gulik
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:05 pm

huehuehue..
brapa puluh tahun duduk berhadap..
abis berhilangan sda nafsu tu.. asas
tp masi bernafsu utk membalas dendam..

cian tu burung.. berdarah laitu idung gulik
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:13 pm

kompom lah bukan burung sdh tu jadi dia gulik.
mgkn jadi siput babi sdh kali gulik..
kena dera gulik

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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:14 pm

`huh.. Surprised
`bedarah idunk.. :o
`kin takut tu tau cika.. Surprised
`selepas baca ni crita...
`aku nebrani suda slurps dengan fatung fatung...Neutral
`nnt pandai balas dendam... Smile Smile
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:26 pm

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
`huh.. Surprised
`bedarah idunk.. :o
`kin takut tu tau cika.. Surprised
`selepas baca ni crita...
`aku nebrani suda slurps dengan fatung fatung...Neutral
`nnt pandai balas dendam... Smile Smile

nah kmu fikir ptUng nda pndi balas dendam gulik..
jgn kmu cuba2 pgang pakaian tU patung time kmu joli bli suar ar gulik..
nanti dia balas tu gulik..
huehehuhe

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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:12 pm

`aku insap dari pigang tue patung lau beli baju... gulik
`apa tah lagi mintak tu sales girl ambik baju yg patung tu pakai.. gulik
`disebabkan aku mok beli baju yg patung tu pakai... gulik
`nnt kena balas dendam plak.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:16 pm

erm klu aku gulik..
aku mo pigang patung perempuan gulik..
pigang dada gulik..
biar lah dia bls pigang dada gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:24 pm

uikksszz afro picah laini..
sma patung pun ko benafsu? Idea huehuehue Smile
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:28 pm

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uikksszz afro picah laini..
sma patung pun ko benafsu? Idea huehuehue Smile
:bolos:

pigang jak pown gulik..
tnpa niat gulik..
mo taw size gulik mana taw baik hati mo kasi hadiah tut** sensored gulik 12 haha gulik

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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:30 pm

`ada size jg ka tu patung... Idea
`baru pula kau taw... gulik
`kali si Pye biasa ni taw... gulik
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:32 pm

bukan biasa gulik...
tpi sja mo cari pngalaman gulik..
bukan ada size kah tu gulik..
owh x taw plak gulik.

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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:40 pm

Mennnn... napa ada tu bigi besi?? geek
len2 sda c papai ne gulik
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:50 pm

bgi besi gulik..
apa sdh tU gulik..
x niat di sebalik maggi gulik..
cika gulik aku ndak len2 pun gulik

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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:33 am

`si papai len len ka.. Surprised
`len len yg len mcm mana tu len nya ah... Surprised
`gulik gulik
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:08 am

ntah len len yg len pun x taw gulik..
mmg len len kli gulik..
tpi len len yg cmana len len nya gulik..
ada mcm len len kah kmu rasa gulik..
apa yg len len tu gulik

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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:25 am

sapa bah director ni...sandi2 ...ni story r....bikin sa pikir lain tau...miahaha geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:28 am

director pg kursus lagi gulik..
harap maaf atas kesulitan itu k gulik.

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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:31 am

`tumpang tanya.. gulik
`berapa lama kah bapa director khusus.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: patung telanjang   Mon Mar 16, 2009 2:34 am

erm haraf maaf gulik..
jawapan susah di huraikan gulik
secret admire gulik.
file missing gulik
pls try again gulik..
sory atas kesulitan itu gulik

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