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PostSubject: dont be separate on driving   Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:22 pm

suami tengah memandu.

Isteri : kita dah berkawin 15 tahun dah,saya rasa saya tak sesuai lagi bersama dengan awak... saya nak mintak cerai dengan awak.....

si suami diam dan terus memandu kereta ...bertambah laju....(70km)

isteri : saya dah tak cintakan awak lagi...sebenarnya saya dah ada teman lelaki....dia akan berkawin dengan saya lepas awak ceraikan saya... saya malas nak cerita panjang lagi.. dan saya tak nak awak cuba pujuk saya..saya dah bosan hidup dengan awak....!!

si suami terus memandu dengan penuh perasaan marah...masih diam...

Isteri : bila kita bercerai,saya nak rumah kita...

si suami masih diam ...memandu dengan lebih laju.....(80km)

isteri : saya nak anak kita juga...awak bukan boleh pelihara mereka.....

si suami masih diam ..tambah kelajuan (100 km)

isteri : saya nak kereta ini,kredit card dan saving akaun kita

sisuami masih diam, membelok kereta ke arah jaya jusco.......

isteri : awak ada ingin minta apa2??

suami : tak perlu....saya dah ada apa yang saya perlukan...

isteri : ya kah?? apa yang awak ada..??

suami : si suami menjawap sebelum beliau menlanggar dinding konkrit jaya jusco... saya ada air bag.....awak tak ada..

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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:26 pm

`erk.. Surprised..
`matai na si indak.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:24 pm

sera gulik..
siapa kunun c indak tu Smile..
pnumpang kah tu gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:21 am

`ya.. gulik
`org gaji dorg... gulik
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:00 am

heuehheue gulik.
llaki kah pmpuan tu Smile..
lawakah tu ar gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:06 pm

affraid airbag aaaa... gulik
sandi.. sandi... gulik
ko b'kenan kaitu paijune? gulik

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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:19 pm

halu gulik...
kitai ni gulik..
ndak ku knal tu er gulik..
c sera jak yg kenal gulik..
aku x taw Smile yg aku taw sana ada lakii bini jak gulik

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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:33 pm

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halu gulik...
kitai ni gulik..
ndak ku knal tu er gulik..
c sera jak yg kenal gulik..
aku x taw Smile yg aku taw sana ada lakii bini jak gulik

`apa lg aku ni pye.. gulik
`aku netaw suda nie pye,, gulik
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Sat May 23, 2009 2:45 am

sa tragis betul sa jgnla ada org mcm tu
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:32 pm

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
`erk.. Surprised..
`matai na si indak.. gulik

ambal na katahanan si laki to' geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:37 pm

ღLaDy NiNiღ wrote:
sa tragis betul sa jgnla ada org mcm tu

kalau bini aku biadab tahap macapagal aroyo camtu aku pun buat bnda yg sama tu lady nini sasa
teda guna btul... sasa suda mintak cerai mo harta lagi sasa tapi kansil sa teda airbag sa
buli pinjam kaitu airbag mu p_y_e sasa pale pale pale
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:44 am

p3nd3tagiLa wrote:
ღLaDy NiNiღ wrote:
sa tragis betul sa jgnla ada org mcm tu

kalau bini aku biadab tahap macapagal aroyo camtu aku pun buat bnda yg sama tu lady nini sasa
teda guna btul... sasa suda mintak cerai mo harta lagi sasa tapi kansil sa teda airbag sa
buli pinjam kaitu airbag mu p_y_e sasa pale pale pale


pale napa nma c macapagal aroyo ada d ctu plak geek
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:45 pm

kerana terdapat beberapa tahap yang tertentu pale
yg besa didengar adalah tahap nelson mandela pale
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:06 pm

geek tahap mona fandey teda ka?
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:39 pm

tu klau smpai tahap bunuh & makan daging urank nini geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:28 pm

:-o uiii...c mona makan daging org ka? gulik
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:46 pm

ღLaDy NiNiღ wrote:
:-o uiii...c mona makan daging org ka? gulik
yups.... kan orang yang dorang bunuh tu wakil rakyat dan dibelah ntah berapa bhgian.... pale
lpstu untuk penuhkan tuntutan ilmu hitam dorang laki bini makan daging tu wakil rakyat... tu untuk info
kita ttp crita sini ar nini,aku takut kana banned pale all
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:54 pm

cherry klu mau bgaduh pn jn dlm keta farao tnggu kat umah la... elephant
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:29 pm

sampai ati tu laki..... sa sa
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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:30 pm

geek si bini pn satu....tunggu la smpai uma ba... geek majal pny bini... geek geek
tu bini dia ada pakai safety belt ka tu? scratch
geek geek geek

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PostSubject: Re: dont be separate on driving   Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:09 pm

kalau aku lg yg jns pemanas teda maap tuh asasa
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