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PostSubject: TAKUT bini   Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:56 pm

Al-kisahnya,pada zaman dahulu kala, seorang Raja yang takut bini, telahmemerintahkan sekelian rakyatnya, LELAKI sahaja, berkumpul di suatutempat seumpama stadium zaman sekarang.

Titah Raja:Wahai sekelian rakyat beta, sesiapa yang takut bini, semua berkumpul disebelah kanan beta. Dan, sebaliknya, di sebelah kiri beta.

Maka, tanpa berlengah kesemua yang hadir berkejaran ke sebelah kanan Baginda, kecuali seorang sambil memeluk sebatang tiang.

Titah Raja (dalam hati): Hari ini aku dapat ilmu tak takut bini.

Titah Raja: Wahai saudara, kemari mengadap beta.

Lelaki: Tuanku lah ke mari ke tempat patik.

Titah Raja: Eh! Kamu lah kemari.

Lelaki: Tuanku lah kemari.

Titah Raja: Heh! Aku Raja kamu. Kamu kemari.

Lelaki: Tuanku lah kemari.

Titah Raja (dalam hati): Tak pa, ilmu punya pasal aku pergi.

Lalu Baginda pun mencemar duli ke tempat lelaki tadi. Sesampai sahaja di tempat lelaki tadi, Baginda pun bertanya.

Titah Raja: Apakah rahsia sebenar kamu, tidak takut bini ?

Lelaki: Sebenarnya tuanku, patik lah orang yang paling takut pada bini.

Titah Raja: Kan tadi Beta telah arahkan, sesiapa yang takut bini ke sebelah kanan Beta. Kenapa kamu tidak menurut perintah Beta ?

Lelaki:Sebenarnya tuanku, ISTERI patik telah berpesan kepada patik supaya,TUNGGU DI TIANG INI DAN JANGAN KE MANA-MANA SEHINGGA DIA DATANG.

Mendengarkan jawapan lelaki tadi, Baginda teramat murka lalu mengarahkan pengawal membunuh lelaki tersebut.

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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:06 pm

`gulik
`tiga segi america.. gulik
`india aca aca.. gulik
`kesian deh loh.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:51 am

itu lah Smile..
kesian delo gulik..
haha gulik

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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:49 pm

p_y_E.com wrote:
itu lah Smile..
kesian delo gulik..
haha gulik

`kesian delo kunun.. gulik
`silap silap ko pun takut bini... gulik
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Tue May 05, 2009 11:50 pm

haha geek bole2nya dia suru raja p tempat dia rendeer
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Wed May 06, 2009 11:31 am

tu lah Smile..
skli kena bunuh jga dia gulik

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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Wed May 06, 2009 11:40 am

Evil or Very Mad aku x suka ending dia Laughing cian dia kena bunuh...
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Wed May 06, 2009 11:44 am

wakakkkkakaka gulik gulik
jd, blom terungkai lg la ni ilmu tak takut bini Idea
adeii sian delo tu raja..pok2 dpt ilmu tak takut bin i=))
tau2 teda gak..wakakka gulik

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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Wed May 06, 2009 1:12 pm

gulik kete...penakut........apa lah... all
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Mon May 18, 2009 2:21 pm

zaman dulu2 ramai takut bini.. sebab bini dorang besar mcm gorila erwet
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Mon May 18, 2009 8:16 pm

no x pnah aku nmpak lelaki takut ngn bini dia pale dlm tv pnah la pale klu nmpak real kn bgus elephant
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Sat May 30, 2009 9:47 pm

elephant kena bodek tu raja elephant
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Sat May 30, 2009 9:58 pm

Lelaki:Sebenarnya tuanku, ISTERI patik telah berpesan kepada patik supaya,TUNGGU DI TIANG INI DAN JANGAN KE MANA-MANA SEHINGGA DIA DATANG.

Mendengarkan jawapan lelaki tadi, Baginda teramat murka lalu mengarahkan pengawal membunuh lelaki tersebut.
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Sun May 31, 2009 10:09 am

cat cat

raja kijam queen queen
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Sun May 31, 2009 10:17 am

geek geek

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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:25 pm

tak malu takut bini wekkk <-----ahli mesyuarat tingkap
wrewr wrewr wrewr
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:44 am

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tak malu takut bini wekkk <-----ahli mesyuarat tingkap
wrewr wrewr wrewr


geek ahli mensyuarat tingkap...
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:07 pm

ღLaDy NiNiღ wrote:
p3nd3tagiLa wrote:
tak malu takut bini wekkk <-----ahli mesyuarat tingkap
wrewr wrewr wrewr


geek ahli mensyuarat tingkap...

dari serita p ramlee baitu yg dO rE mI pale
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:13 pm

p3nd3tagiLa wrote:
ღLaDy NiNiღ wrote:
p3nd3tagiLa wrote:
tak malu takut bini wekkk <-----ahli mesyuarat tingkap
wrewr wrewr wrewr


geek ahli mensyuarat tingkap...

dari serita p ramlee baitu yg dO rE mI pale


geek kisah c RE tu kan... geek amOre geek
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:25 pm

ya ba nini geek ko ingat juga ar geek
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PostSubject: Re: TAKUT bini   Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:42 pm

asas antara filem kegemaran aku filem p.ramlee gulik flower
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