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 Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan

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PostSubject: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Sat May 16, 2009 11:48 pm

Sepasang pengantin baru mengalami gangguan kesihatan. Setelah diperiksa dengan teliti, doktor memberitahu perkara itu disebabkan oleh hubungan seks yang terlalu kerap

"Untuk sementara waktu ini, anda berdua dinasihatkan supaya menghadkan kegiatan seks. Sebaiknya dua kali saja seminggu sahaja. Untuk memudahkan mengingat, saya sarankan untuk melakukan hubungan ini hanya pada hari yang bermula dengan huruf S, iaitu Selasa dan Sabtu," kata doktor

.Akan tetapi pada malam ketiga berpuasa dari membuat hubungan itu, si suami tidak dapat lagi menahan nafsunya
lalu mencumbui isterinya yang sedang tidur sehingga isterinya terjaga.

"Hari ini hari apa bang?" tanya si isteri.

"Sumaat"

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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Sun May 17, 2009 12:38 pm

majal !! gulik..
sairul jgn ko melucahkan crta gulik..
sumaat gulik..
kitai Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Sun May 17, 2009 1:46 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Sun May 17, 2009 2:14 pm

pale pye suka dia crita ni Smile nanti bukan ja hari sumaat, senin, serabu, sekamis,sahad Smile gulik

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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Sun May 17, 2009 4:49 pm

@ na pye jdi sumaat..... wuakakakaaki Exclamation gulik gulik
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Mon May 18, 2009 2:13 pm

sumaat geek buduh eh! makan abes suaminya
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Mon May 18, 2009 2:17 pm

sumaat....senin...selasa...sabu...samis...sahad.... sabtu... all all
adessssss....
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Mon May 18, 2009 2:22 pm

miss_ikan@yahoo.com wrote:
sumaat....senin...selasa...sabu...samis...sahad.... sabtu... all all
adessssss....

pale sanuari, sfebruari, smarch, sapril..... silent

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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Mon May 18, 2009 2:24 pm

kalau begitu komfom hari2 main juga asas
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Wed May 20, 2009 2:51 pm

sumaat :bcry:
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Wed May 20, 2009 3:04 pm

gulik gilak.....
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Wed May 20, 2009 4:51 pm

MR.Sakai_Kerepot___ wrote:
kalau begitu komfom hari2 main juga asas




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kompom geek geek geek
matik laaa... geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Wed May 20, 2009 5:17 pm

wagagagagaga wuakakakaaki bagus lagi suaminya "sumaat" ja Smile yg kamu hari2 Smile dari sumaat....senin...selasa...sabu...samis...sahad.... sabtu... :wagagagaga geek

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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Wed May 20, 2009 5:24 pm

all all kitai creta ni....
tym² muka kencang banyak keja
teketawa pla sa....
"SUMAAT" all



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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Thu May 21, 2009 3:22 am

.Akan tetapi pada malam ketiga berpuasa dari membuat hubungan itu, si suami tidak dapat lagi menahan nafsunya
lalu mencumbui isterinya yang sedang tidur sehingga isterinya terjaga.

"Hari ini hari apa bang?" tanya si isteri.

"Sumaat"


nananananan..........................btul2 laki dia jdi sumaat................sunat...................sumaat...............embalna katahanan kali tu laki dia.............. asas dush geek geek geek assas
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Thu May 21, 2009 3:34 am

embalna katahanan gulik sot ko lyn wakakkakakaka Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Thu May 21, 2009 3:39 am

@ laki dia tu bha yg sot2........................ geek geek gulik gulik
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Thu May 21, 2009 11:53 pm

wuakakakaaki apa2 pon mmg sot e! gulik sumaat Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Thu May 21, 2009 11:57 pm

nanananan bsuk sumaat suda geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Fri May 22, 2009 1:40 am

geek bsuk sumaat ka piantut................................ geek geek


mmg sot sumaat.......................bha cheng........... geek
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Fri May 22, 2009 2:01 am

apa kena mengena sumaat dgn ako lyn gulik
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Sat May 23, 2009 5:44 am

cheng..................jgn ko hari2 sumaat............... geek geek geek ............atok suda nda larat..................jgn sumaat.....mara la opah ma atok................. geek geek baju chenta...s opah........... geek
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Sat May 23, 2009 5:46 am

all power2..
geek ni kali baru btul2 aku ketawa owh...
geek kitai ko TUAN ADMIN.. lawak eh!!
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Sat May 23, 2009 6:00 am

wkaakakakak............................yolz.....................jgn ko ckp sumaat sna........................ geek geek geek p men jauh2 sna......................bdak2............nda buli gdr kunun.......... flower ....................... geek
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PostSubject: Re: Pengantin Baru dan Gangguan Kesihatan   Sat May 30, 2009 2:31 pm

geek namo jauh2..
geek mo jg memBLAST sini.. gulik
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