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PostSubject: firasat taei lalat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:49 pm

Bagian Badan
Firasat

bibir atas kanan
banyak rezeki, pandai

bibir atas kiri
ramai kawan, baik hati

bibir bawah kanan
disegani orang, ramai yg suka

bibir bawah kiri
pandai bicara, tak mudah kalah

leher kanan
cerdas, jujur, berani menderita

leher kiri
cerdas dlm segala hal dan banyak pengetahuan

leher di tengah
tercapai cita-cita

biji mata kanan
suka serong dan pembohong

biji mata kiri
pembohong tetapi baik hati

hujung mata kanan
baik hati, sopan santun, cerdas

hujung mata kiri
baik budi, murah rezeki

punggung kanan
agak mengalami kesulitan

punggung kiri
malas dan suka duduk

betis kanan
suka berhibur, boros

betis kiri
rajin,tidak suka menganggur

lutut kanan
bersikap tidak peduli dan tak mahu berusaha

lutt kiri
kurang kuat berusaha

kepala sebelah kanan
terkabul cita-cita

kepala sebelah kiri
sering menemui kesusahan

kepala sebelah belakang
jujur, sabar dan tekun

kening kanan
cerdas dan cekap

kening kiri
cerdas, sopan santun

tengah kening
keras hati, berani segala hal

hujung mulut kanan
kecil rezeki, tak mudah kalah

hujung mulut kiri
suka berpoya-poya

ketiak kanan
dapat menyimpan rahsia

ketiak kiri
jujur, banyak yang cinta

pergelangan kaki kanan
suka berpergian (keluar rumah)

pergelangan kaki kiri
kehendak kuat

batang hidung
banyak dicintai orang dan dapat menjadi kaya

pada hidung
banyak rezeki

dagu bawah kanan
jujur dan baik hati

dagu bawah kiri
bijak sana dan berbudi luhur

kemaluan kanan atau kiri
baik, suka senggama

di kepala kemaluan (lelaki)
bakal beristeri 2

tumit kanan
jujur dan banyak kawan

tumit kiri
baik budi

alis kanan
suka menolong, baik hati

alis kiri
ramai yang suka

pangkal peha kanan
kemahuan kuat

pangkal peha kiri
suka kerja apa pun

telapak kaki kanan
tak mudah mengeluh

jari kaki kanan
suka menolong

jari kaki kiri
berbudi, suka berbuat baik

bahu kanan
cermat dlm membuat keputusan, banyak tanggungan

bahu kiri
suka kerja keras, banyak tanggungjawab

buah dada kanan
baik hati, pendiam,simpan rahsia

buah dada kiri
ramai kawan, setia pada pasangan

lengan kanan
setia dan taat pada atasan

lengan kiri
menepati janji dan rajin

pipi kanan
ramai teman

tengah-tengah pipi kanan
ramai yg suka

tengah-tengah pipi kiri
ramai teman

ubun-ubun
kurang jujur

pusat
cerdas, tangkas, tekun

pusat bahagian kanan
sejahtera dalam hidup

pusat bahagian kiri
beroleh kemliaan

pinggang kanan
sayang pada pasangan hidup

pinggang kiri
disayang pasangan hidup

dada kanan
dapat mengatasi masalah

dada kiri
berani, jujur dan sabar

telapak kaki kanan
tidak mudah mengeluh

telapak kaki kiri
baik budi pekertinya

siku tangan kanan
kuat ingin memiliki kekayaan

siku tangan kiri
baik hati, suka menolong

jari tangan kanan
serba beroleh keuntungan

jari tangan kiri
serba baik bekerja

jari telapak tangan kanan
banyak rezeki tapi boros

jari telapak tangan kiri
banyak rezeki dan cermat

perut bawah kanan
banyak rezeki, suka memberi maaf

perut bawah kiri
baik hati, tenang hidupnya

sudut mata kanan dalam
disayang suami atau isteri

sudut mata kiri dalam
tidak mudah dilupakan pasangan

sudut mata kanan luar
baik budi, ramai yg cinta

pelipis kiri
murah rezeki, dpt jadi kaya

pelipis kanan
serba berhasil dalam usaha

kelopak mata kanan atas
baik hati, ramah, berjaya

kelopak mata kiri atas
baik budi, ramai yg suka

kelopak mata kanan bawah
agak malas

kelopak mata kiri bawah
agak bodoh, kurang bijaksana

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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:53 pm

bibir atas kanan
banyak rezeki, pandai


asas btul kaitu???? pale hehehe
bnyk rezeki tu memang la kali sbb dak oernah jga mati kebuluran aku ni lol!
klu pndi tu kurang ckit la kali mengolo
pndi mkn tido aku memang dak dpt d nafi kan la queen
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:43 pm

aku x taw mana lopcation taie lalat aku ni pale
aku malas mo cari.. asas all banyak kali wekkk
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:22 pm

Quote :
buah dada kiri
ramai kawan, setia pada pasangan

cherry yeaaaaaaaaaaaa
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:34 pm

sama lah kita yeokok.. rabbit
aku pun ada jga tpi di tgh2.. santa

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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:36 pm

cherry setia lai 2 kn pye aka papai
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:46 pm

mnkali lai tu yeokok pale
er malu sya ni.. pale

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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:55 pm

king npa pndi malu 2 pye... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:55 pm

adalah pale
mana buli kstaw pale
mana taw ko pulish,,, silent

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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:13 pm

asas alalalalala pye.....dudududud....bukan sa pulish baa..tp sa kn 'wanita'... kiss kiss all
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:47 pm

`jari tangan kanan
serba beroleh keuntungan


`em..
`betul betul betul...
`patut la aku slalu untung..
`pa pun..
` @ kita minum dulu..
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:21 pm

2 uiksss... buhung ni... sa tia pcaya gulik

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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:06 pm

seracurlyla wrote:
`jari tangan kanan
serba beroleh keuntungan


`em..
`betul betul betul...
`patut la aku slalu untung..
`pa pun..
` @ kita minum dulu..
bah ngam lah tu klu slalu untung pale
sini kita kasi habis rezeki keuntungan ko tu pale
kah...kah..kah.. pale

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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:15 am

p_y_E.com wrote:
seracurlyla wrote:
`jari tangan kanan
serba beroleh keuntungan


`em..
`betul betul betul...
`patut la aku slalu untung..
`pa pun..
` @ kita minum dulu..
bah ngam lah tu klu slalu untung pale
sini kita kasi habis rezeki keuntungan ko tu pale
kah...kah..kah.. pale

`Uiks..
`Pye..
`Ko ingat aku mok bagi2 ma ko..
`buuuu
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:42 am

pale mo jg d tgk ka d mana lokasi tu brg? geek

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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:07 pm

Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale mo jg d tgk ka d mana lokasi tu brg? geek

king

`cek..
`jan x cek..
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:13 pm

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale mo jg d tgk ka d mana lokasi tu brg? geek

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`cek..
`jan x cek..
` cat elephant elephant

pale camna mok cek? erwet

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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:16 pm

Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale mo jg d tgk ka d mana lokasi tu brg? geek

king


`JANGAN.............
`JANGAN NDA TENGOK..
` elephant elephant elephant
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:01 pm

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale mo jg d tgk ka d mana lokasi tu brg? geek

king


`JANGAN.............
`JANGAN NDA TENGOK..
` elephant elephant elephant

apa yg mo di tgok gulik..
owh taie lalat gulik..
aku x taie lalat gulik..
n taie aku pun x berlalat gulik..
sebab sna di dlm manhole sdh Smile..
mengolo

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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:08 pm

p_y_E.com wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale mo jg d tgk ka d mana lokasi tu brg? geek

king


`JANGAN.............
`JANGAN NDA TENGOK..
` elephant elephant elephant

apa yg mo di tgok gulik..
owh taie lalat gulik..
aku x taie lalat gulik..
n taie aku pun x berlalat gulik..
sebab sna di dlm manhole sdh Smile..
mengolo

`MANHOLE..
`FIRE IN THE HOLE..
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:28 pm

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale mo jg d tgk ka d mana lokasi tu brg? geek

king


`JANGAN.............
`JANGAN NDA TENGOK..
` elephant elephant elephant

apa yg mo di tgok gulik..
owh taie lalat gulik..
aku x taie lalat gulik..
n taie aku pun x berlalat gulik..
sebab sna di dlm manhole sdh Smile..
mengolo

`MANHOLE..
`FIRE IN THE HOLE..
`

fire in the hole sera all
12 mana c halu ni kali..
dush aku mo ksi rata dia all
dia x cuci pantat gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:15 am

p_y_E.com wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale mo jg d tgk ka d mana lokasi tu brg? geek

king


`JANGAN.............
`JANGAN NDA TENGOK..
` elephant elephant elephant

apa yg mo di tgok gulik..
owh taie lalat gulik..
aku x taie lalat gulik..
n taie aku pun x berlalat gulik..
sebab sna di dlm manhole sdh Smile..
mengolo

`MANHOLE..
`FIRE IN THE HOLE..
`

fire in the hole sera all
12 mana c halu ni kali..
dush aku mo ksi rata dia all
dia x cuci pantat gulik..

`halu...
`d mana ka dikau..
`si Pye mok
`fulus mulus tulus fantat ko...
`sini ko halu..
`cepatan..
` buka seluar...
`mok kena rotan nie...
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:22 am

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale mo jg d tgk ka d mana lokasi tu brg? geek

king


`JANGAN.............
`JANGAN NDA TENGOK..
` elephant elephant elephant

apa yg mo di tgok gulik..
owh taie lalat gulik..
aku x taie lalat gulik..
n taie aku pun x berlalat gulik..
sebab sna di dlm manhole sdh Smile..
mengolo

`MANHOLE..
`FIRE IN THE HOLE..
`

fire in the hole sera all
12 mana c halu ni kali..
dush aku mo ksi rata dia all
dia x cuci pantat gulik..

`halu...
`d mana ka dikau..
`si Pye mok
`fulus mulus tulus fantat ko...
`sini ko halu..
`cepatan..
` buka seluar...
`mok kena rotan nie...
`

capat!!...gulik..
aku mo rutan ni dush
all

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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:12 pm

`C halu xbrani masuk sini..
`takut dia kana rutan..
`gulik gulik
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PostSubject: Re: firasat taei lalat   Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:09 pm

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
`C halu xbrani masuk sini..
`takut dia kana rutan..
`gulik gulik

tu la gulik..
mana c rose ar gulik.
aku mo rutan c rose ni gulik..
rose where ar u gulik..
come here dear gulik.

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