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PostSubject: kisah malam jumaat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:00 pm

Malam itu malam Jumaat. Kassim ingin beristirahat awal bersama isterinya, dia fikir dia akan dapat banyak ganjaran jika berbuat begini. Ganjaran paling nyata ialah hakikat dia kini sudah mempunyai lapan orang anak: empat daripada mereka masih kecil lagi. Yang bongsu masih lagi menyusu

"Malam ini kita tidur awal. Malam jumaat" kata Kasim pada Ani, isterinnya yang sedang menyusu anak bongsu mereka

" Tak boleh bang. Sebab anak anak kita masih belum tidur, nanti saya tidur kan mereka dulu"

" Baiklah awak uruskan mereka. Abang akan ke bilik sebelah membaca Al-quran" balas Kassim, sambil ke bilik air mengambil wudhuk, setelah mendapat kan songkok. Kitab al-quran dan meminum seteguk air sejuk Kassim bersedia untuk memulakan kerja ibadahnya?

"BISMILLAHHIRROHMANNIRROHIM"

" Bang!! Anak dah tidur" Terkejut Kassim mendengar suara Ani yang membawa khabar baik kepadannya dalam jangkamasa yang begitu singkat.

" SODAQALLAHULAZEEM "

Tu lah dahsyat nya malam Jumaat....
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:10 pm

asas mok d tomoi nie lakinya nie tahu............ asasa amik..baru "BISMILLAHHIRROHMANNIRROHIM"........tus " SODAQALLAHULAZEEM "
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:30 pm

ok lah bah tu.,,, pale
suami isteri jga.. pale
dia ngantuk sdh tu.. pale

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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:32 pm

asas blm abis 'doa' suda amin....... dush amik laki tu..eran sa...anak menyusu...'DIA BILANG " SODAQALLAHULAZEEM "
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:37 pm

isk faham2 lah bah yeokok pale
klu akU pUn kompom lah bha negara
jgn di kasi lama...nanti bsuk anak tdur lwat nah terlpas lagi pale

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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:38 pm

asas amboiiii..bendira suda arr........... asasa anak menyusu lg tu ba.....eran sa... saad kalau aku.......... sfsd
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:45 pm

klau kau kenapa lah yeokok.. all
kompom lah jga,,kan toss
bang anak da tdor asas
pantas er g2 ka.. asas

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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:56 pm

2 aku suh dia p masjid tgh malam silent
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:05 pm

3ssor_y3okok wrote:
2 aku suh dia p masjid tgh malam silent

cew iyakah?.. farao
blh pcaya kah?.. geek
isk2.. queen

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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:34 pm

2 betul baa....... silent bgi benapas ba dulu..anak masih d buaian... queen eran sa..kompom kanak suh tdo d luar..nehh.
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:59 pm

`perkara yg baik..
`jan di kasih lama..
` elephant elephant
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:49 pm

pale sigu..adehhh...ok..ok..teruskan.. king .. elephant
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:41 pm

seracurlyla wrote:
`perkara yg baik..
`jan di kasih lama..
` elephant elephant

yaiiii gulik..
aku suka sma sigu sera klU gini gulik... pale
jgn di kasi lama er.. cherry

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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:13 am

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seracurlyla wrote:
`perkara yg baik..
`jan di kasih lama..
` elephant elephant

yaiiii gulik..
aku suka sma sigu sera klU gini gulik... pale
jgn di kasi lama er.. cherry

` elephant elephant elephant
`jan gitu ba pye..
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:44 am

pale apa punya laki... geek

king
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:06 pm

Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale apa punya laki... geek

king

`lelaki punya laki la ba..
`jaaadiii..
` queen queen elephant
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:17 pm

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale apa punya laki... geek

king

`lelaki punya laki la ba..
`jaaadiii..
` queen queen elephant

iya la ba... skurg2nya bc la ba 1-2 ayat... geek

king
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:19 pm

Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale apa punya laki... geek

king

`lelaki punya laki la ba..
`jaaadiii..
` queen queen elephant

iya la ba... skurg2nya bc la ba 1-2 ayat... geek

king

`uiks...
`sekurang2nya 1 2 ayat ah..
`mcm pengalaman nie taw..
` elephant elephant elephant
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:51 pm

Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale apa punya laki... geek

king

nah kompom lah ni 1% jak manusia gulik..
arr x lah klu gini..hipokrit lah sdh ni.. pale
mau atau tidak pale
bolos sja barang itu.. pale
jgn di kasi lama pale gulik

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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:16 pm

p_y_E.com wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale apa punya laki... geek

king

nah kompom lah ni 1% jak manusia gulik..
arr x lah klu gini..hipokrit lah sdh ni.. pale
mau atau tidak pale
bolos sja barang itu.. pale
jgn di kasi lama pale gulik

`barang apa tue..
`bole aku tau..
`sapa tau aku pun bole bolos..
` pale geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:13 pm

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale apa punya laki... geek

king

nah kompom lah ni 1% jak manusia gulik..
arr x lah klu gini..hipokrit lah sdh ni.. pale
mau atau tidak pale
bolos sja barang itu.. pale
jgn di kasi lama pale gulik

`barang apa tue..
`bole aku tau..
`sapa tau aku pun bole bolos..
` pale geek geek

if u sleep 2gther with me..gulik..
i ve told u later gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:06 pm

p_y_E.com wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale apa punya laki... geek

king

nah kompom lah ni 1% jak manusia gulik..
arr x lah klu gini..hipokrit lah sdh ni.. pale
mau atau tidak pale
bolos sja barang itu.. pale
jgn di kasi lama pale gulik

`barang apa tue..
`bole aku tau..
`sapa tau aku pun bole bolos..
` pale geek geek

if u sleep 2gther with me..gulik..
i ve told u later gulik..

`I sleep 2gether wif u...
`in your dream.
`so0o0n orrrr later...
`cz..
`SERA WAS COMING...
`gulik
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:54 pm

sa aiyaaaaaaaaaaaa.....sangan gtu ehh.... sa aiyaaaaaa
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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:28 pm

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
pale apa punya laki... geek

king

nah kompom lah ni 1% jak manusia gulik..
arr x lah klu gini..hipokrit lah sdh ni.. pale
mau atau tidak pale
bolos sja barang itu.. pale
jgn di kasi lama pale gulik

`barang apa tue..
`bole aku tau..
`sapa tau aku pun bole bolos..
` pale geek geek

if u sleep 2gther with me..gulik..
i ve told u later gulik..

`I sleep 2gether wif u...
`in your dream.
`so0o0n orrrr later...
`cz..
`SERA WAS COMING...
`gulik


ar in my dream jak ka gulik..
i need a boo gulik

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PostSubject: Re: kisah malam jumaat   Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:21 pm

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Baiklah awak uruskan mereka. Abang akan ke bilik sebelah membaca Al-quran" balas Kassim, sambil ke bilik air mengambil wudhuk, setelah mendapat kan songkok. Kitab al-quran dan meminum seteguk air sejuk Kassim bersedia untuk memulakan kerja ibadahnya?

"BISMILLAHHIRROHMANNIRROHIM"

" Bang!! Anak dah tidur" Terkejut Kassim mendengar suara Ani yang membawa khabar baik kepadannya dalam jangkamasa yang begitu singkat.

" SODAQALLAHULAZEEM "

sandi2....bang anak udah tidur....huehuehue..sapat betul si suami r...nakal tul ni laki ambik kau confused afro asas asasa all dush
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