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 CIKGU & MURID

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PostSubject: CIKGU & MURID   Sat May 23, 2009 7:21 am

Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)


albino pa la ksudahan klu cikgu x kluar jg..
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sat May 23, 2009 8:30 am

msti tekanan kan tu cikgu Smile
bijak tUl tu budak2 Smile

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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sat May 23, 2009 8:52 am

bukan bijak tu PYE.. MAJAL mcm ko geek
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sat May 23, 2009 9:07 am

aku kah majal!! gulik
tu murid2 yg majal gulik
serupa mcm ko toyols Smile

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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sat May 23, 2009 9:19 am

geek bgs kita bPM d YM pai.. gulik
geek kita2 ja cni mghambur.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sat May 23, 2009 9:25 am

heuehuheu gulik ..
x feelinG Klu di PM gulik
ko sms drng elOl bah suruh onlIne Smile
drng chakai Smile suruh msuk forum Smile

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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sat May 23, 2009 9:32 am

geek sot2 sda ko ni PYEjun..
geek ko bt cni mcm PM sda ni..
geek tmpt mgomen & kumplen bha ni saitan..
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sun May 24, 2009 12:19 am

2 suda~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!
geek beyum.........
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sun May 24, 2009 12:27 am

gulik gulik cikgu sdh kena... gulik


syabas murid2.... ytuyi


geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sun May 24, 2009 12:28 am

keadilan

UMNO!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sun May 24, 2009 12:47 am

@ bom geek geek

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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sun May 24, 2009 1:28 am

btul2 murid...jajal....................semua ada jwpan nya ba......cikgu pon nda than trus kuar......... 2 sunny geek
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sun May 24, 2009 7:11 am

mau kena sapel ba cekgunya tu sunny
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sun May 24, 2009 7:22 am

tpi itukan perkataan berlawan Smile

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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sun May 24, 2009 7:23 am

apa yang bukan Idea
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sun May 24, 2009 7:28 am

bukan Idea
pa tu bukan Idea
kluar dgn senyap gulik ..

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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sun May 24, 2009 7:31 am

@ paini ko ckp paijune?
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Sun May 24, 2009 2:10 pm

afro ..berlawan............................. afro ...na terima lah tumbukan maut..dri s kecil................ geek
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Tue May 26, 2009 5:45 pm

MR.Sakai_Kerepot___ wrote:
apa yang bukan Idea


geek apa yg ya.. (berlawan)
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Tue May 26, 2009 7:13 pm

Quote :
Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

lucu geek pak pak pak geek

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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Tue May 26, 2009 7:15 pm

geek lutchu.......
2 serius~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Thu May 28, 2009 1:11 am

my•aka•elol wrote:
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Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

lucu geek pak pak pak geek

series 2 kap kap kap geek (berlawan) gulik
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Thu May 28, 2009 1:12 am

3ssor_y3okok wrote:
geek lutchu.......
2 serius~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Thu May 28, 2009 2:07 pm

silent kanapakn hitu??? assas
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PostSubject: Re: CIKGU & MURID   Thu May 28, 2009 5:25 pm

mngapa hini geek geek
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