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 Cinderella Would Be Shocked

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PostSubject: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Mon May 25, 2009 12:43 am

Sure, there are some pretty stupid criminals out there. Yet this excerpt from a Washington Post article proves that not all criminals are dumb – in fact, some are so clever that the Post labeled this article, "The Best Comeback Line Ever"

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.

Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, Picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Darn...is it midnight already?"

geek wakakaka lucah betul mamat ni dengan labu pun dia benapsu
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Mon May 25, 2009 1:55 am

wakakaka lucah betul mamat ni dengan labu pun dia benapsu


What a Face @ mgkin mamat tu...suda miring2 bah sukup2................... dush dush all
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Mon May 25, 2009 6:45 am

geek lawak eh!! (padahal x aku paham apa2 ni NAK ui!!) gulik
geek traslet dlu p BM.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Mon May 25, 2009 11:02 am

sa lemah BI ni... geek
wakakaka lucah betul mamat ni dengan labu pun dia benapsu <----------ni ja yg ikan paam... geek geek
study cari kamus lu kenen... geek

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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Mon May 25, 2009 11:20 pm

pa dia tulis tu Idea
malas membaca ni ( x faham) gulik

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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Tue May 26, 2009 11:52 pm

adeh buruk bahasa klo translet p bahasa melayu..
jap2 sa cuba translet...tp mimang bida la kalau tukar p melayu cam tungang tebalik ayat LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Wed May 27, 2009 12:28 am

@ biar la tungang trbalik bha.asal pham pale
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Wed May 27, 2009 10:17 am

alkisah elephant taippp... alkisah geek
gulik mamat tu jalan tengah mlm, then tenampak labu,
truz dia bepikir, dlm labu tu kan "lembut dan empuk" geek
di dlm hati dia berkata shin "teda urg juga ni tengah2 mlm... bagus sia..............
pis "
lps tu, dia tarik laitu labu pi siring jalan.. dan melakukan perkara yg buduh gulik sama labu ba dia pis all
tengah2 dia syok2 berasmara dengan labu :taz: tiba2 dtg pulish gulik
pulish tu bilang, "ui gaman, ko sedar ka ko tgh pis dengan labu king talampau gersang ka?" <-- ni aku edit2 skit gulik
then tu lelaki bernafsukan labu ckp ; "aik, limpas jam doblas sda ka? affraid " kunun2 sblm jam doblas tu dia tgh toss dengan cinderella, tp da limpas jam doblas, jadi labu la balik.. geek cover malu laitu dush

anyway sia tia tau apa2ini @ sa mabuk, sa tulung translate jak No
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Wed May 27, 2009 12:31 pm

ohhhh Smile
faham suda ako sapikah gulik
wakakkakaka adess
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:50 pm

geek geek geek gilak sex tahap kuda suda baitu urang geek geek geek
tu yg dia trip labu tu geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:48 pm

asas nda paham apa cerita ni...
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:01 pm

ღLaDy NiNiღ wrote:
asas nda paham apa cerita ni...

tu urank buat sex dgn labu bah geek geek geek
masi tia paham ka nini geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:09 pm

p3nd3tagiLa wrote:
ღLaDy NiNiღ wrote:
asas nda paham apa cerita ni...

tu urank buat sex dgn labu bah geek geek geek
masi tia paham ka nini geek geek geek


pale paham suda... timbak ada juga org mcm tu... freter
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:58 pm

tu namanya bitin geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:23 am

p3nd3tagiLa wrote:
tu namanya bitin geek geek geek


bitin? scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:37 pm

ღLaDy NiNiღ wrote:
p3nd3tagiLa wrote:
tu namanya bitin geek geek geek


bitin? scratch

yah pale bitin a.k.a gersang a.k.a terangsang pale
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:14 pm

p3nd3tagiLa wrote:
ღLaDy NiNiღ wrote:
p3nd3tagiLa wrote:
tu namanya bitin geek geek geek


bitin? scratch

yah pale bitin a.k.a gersang a.k.a terangsang pale


affraid elephant ya ka? geek
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:27 pm

ya bha nini geek smpai hantam buah labu geek
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:34 pm

@ mabuk suda dia kali geek apa nda mnum milu+ajinumutu kan... gulik
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PostSubject: Re: Cinderella Would Be Shocked   Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:18 pm

geek
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