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PostSubject: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:32 am

begulik begulik begulik

Di suatu malam yang dingin, di dalam sebuah bilik yang sederhana
besar, diatas katil....... sepasang suami isteri yang telah lanjut
usia baru masuk tidur.

Suaminya telah mula mengantuk tapi isterinya terbangkit perasaan
ghairah malam itu....

Si isteri bersuara,
"Dulu-dulu tu..... abang selalu pegang tangan saya bila kita nak tido."

Suaminya dengan separuh sedar, menggenggam tangan isterinya, lepas tu
mula mengantuk
semula.

Beberapa ketika lepas tu, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu cium saya."

Si suami dengan rasa terganggu, mengangkat kepalanya dan menyentuh
bibirnya ke pipi si
isteri.

Lepas tu sambung tido balik.

Selepas beberapa saat, si isteri bersuara lagi,

"Kemudian tu.... abang selalu gigit-gigit leher saya......."

Dengan perasaan marah dan geram, si suami melontar selimutnya dan
bangun dari katil
tu.

Si isteri bertanya, "Abang nak gi mana tu?"

Dengan marah suaminya menjawab,
"Nak gi amik gigi la ni!!!"


begulik begulik begulik

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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:11 am

affraid bahaya menyanyi timbak elephant elephant elephant
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:09 pm

geek geek geek

ada laini tetinggal gigi pelasu d lihir gulik gulik


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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:38 pm

klo geget pki gusa nda begigi nnt nda tegairah pla bini dia
sebab geli ja memanjang geek
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:49 pm

geek geek hinda buli kita bediri...kita berebah... geek geek

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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:51 pm

geek Miahahahaha
Budu pya ceta wrewr
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:31 pm

geek geek

ambik gg gulik gulik aduiii.... geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:45 am

wakaka gulik
ambil gigi luk Smile kitai gulik
bru lah pencen btul Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:51 am

kin geli² lihir all all
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:44 pm

wlupun dah berusia, mo gak bah beramas-mesra Smile aduina..wakakakka Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:17 pm

dun care monopuse yg penting asmara
ahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:48 pm

terasa da ba tu men geget2 wuakakakaaki
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:59 pm

klu pikir btul2, okela tu kan... elephant
mo nda mo....kena layan gakla bah biarpun dah monopos.. Smile
drpd bt hal nda tantu kan sprti mencabul bdk bwh umur ka... Rolling Eyes
gege palsu p0n gege palsuuu laaaa gulik wakaka

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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:25 pm

Lµ¯|¯4ú wrote:
klu pikir btul2, okela tu kan... elephant
mo nda mo....kena layan gakla bah biarpun dah monopos.. Smile
drpd bt hal nda tantu kan sprti mencabul bdk bwh umur ka... Rolling Eyes
gege palsu p0n gege palsuuu laaaa gulik wakaka




yup...batul tu sist lutau... @
selain drpd tu....dapat mengeratkn lg hubungan...walaupn uda tua kn.... menyanyi

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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:35 pm

bahaya sungguh istri nya e2 geek

minta d geget lagi tue begulik matai gia begulik

igt kan muda begulik

skali tgok urank tua bha begulik begulik
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:38 pm

Lalang_Grass_Rhizomie@sin wrote:
dun care monopuse yg penting asmara
ahahahaha

Asmara dana baitu bro... wrewr wrewr wrewr
skil kikis daki leher baitu wrewr wrewr wrewr
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:29 pm

affraid kikis daki?? geek geek

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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:33 pm

jocolor pompuan monopuse(abis suda kitaran haid) kalaw benapsu masih tu
napsu sarakah suda.... menyanyi
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:45 pm

•°o.OM¯îkðñO.o°• wrote:
affraid kikis daki?? geek geek

ooops daki dikikis ka ikan geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:29 am

yenziw wrote:
bahaya sungguh istri nya e2 geek

minta d geget lagi tue begulik matai gia begulik

igt kan muda begulik

skali tgok urank tua bha begulik begulik

uiks...urg tua punya pukulan dia tak ganaz bah yukkk No wakakak gulik
slow n steady kunuk No nahhh matikla gulik gulik
bkn cam urg muda all wakakakka gulik gulik
ganaz freter matcam ikan jaws chuky wakakkaka gulik gulik


wuakakakaaki all guni hide yoyo wuakakakaaki

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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Mon Jun 08, 2009 12:34 am

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jocolor pompuan monopuse(abis suda kitaran haid) kalaw benapsu masih tu
napsu sarakah suda.... menyanyi

Wo0woO affraid tangahnyaa gulik Smile
kali pukulan ubat begra (viagra) bah tu kan Idea Smile
marabahaya sungguh kpd perahu2 kisil gulik wakakakaii timbak

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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:19 am

ui nah bukan main lagi bah tidak buli skill bediri
tepaksa kita menunging wakakakaka...
adeh sandi bana ni tangahnya geek
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:29 am

uikss...luarbiasa sgguh permainan baliau2 hini tangahnya clown
makanya....rajin2la minum anlene yahh @ supaya tulang nda krek2 nnt gulik
wakakkaka gulik gulik

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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:35 pm

Lalang_Grass_Rhizomie@sin wrote:
ui nah bukan main lagi bah tidak buli skill bediri
tepaksa kita menunging wakakakaka...
adeh sandi bana ni tangahnya geek

itu bukan skil mnungging tu bro... pale
sebab hinda kita buli badiri.... kita berabah.... geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: Asmara orang pencen(18SX)   Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:34 pm

ui nah lutut hinda kuat suda maw bediri burink suda skill
berebah...bukan main lagi ba kalau menongeng menyanyi
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