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PostSubject: ayam pangang   Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:17 am

Razak pergi ke sebuah restoran kegemarannya dan
memesan ayam panggang seekor..Beberapa minit kemudian pesanannya sampai... Tapi sedang dia menikmatinya makanannya.. pelayan yang lain menghampirinya dan berkata..
"Maaf, Encik... Itu sebenarnya pesanan lelaki yang ada
di sana itu. Dan ini merupakan stok ayam terakhir
yang kami ada... Maaf ya Encik." Razak menoleh ke arah lelaki yang ditunjuk, ternyata badannya besar dan gagah.. lalu berkata,"Kerana terlanjur sudah makan sedikit..jadi ayam ini milik saya. lagi pun saya juga membayarnya."
Sementara si pelayan restoran nampak kebingungan,
lelaki gagah tadi dengan wajah marah
sambil membawa pisau menghampiri Razak.


"Hai budak.. jangan sentuh lagi..!! Apapun yang akan
engkau lakukan terhadap ayam itu akan aku
lakukan juga terhadap engkau. Kalau kau potong
kakinya, aku akan potong kaki engkau.
Kalau engkau potong perutnya, aku akan potong juga
perutmu. Pendek cerita.. apapun yang engkau
lakukan, akan aku lakukan juga pada engkau."
Razak terdiam beberapa minit.. lalu perlahan-lahan
Dia mengangkat ayamnya, membawa ke mulutnya
dan menjilat bontot ayam tersebut...

p/s :- lain kali sound orang tu befikir2 la dulu lalalalalalalaaaa
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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:43 am

nah...pa lagi buat la.... all all

trep kuat kan??? all all all
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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:48 pm

@ emejin la kamurang
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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:10 pm

bah sila jilat bontotnya juga... geek geek geek

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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:28 pm

•°o.OM¯îkðñO.o°• wrote:
bah sila jilat bontotnya juga... geek geek geek
erk ko tia maw epel sa ka flower
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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:38 pm

mau.... mau afro tu epol ko... adsd adsd

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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:00 pm

uikssss mandul sa nanti sa
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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:01 pm

geek sadis... sapa suruh tnjuk terer...
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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:12 am

flower ada juga pengajaran di sebalik menjilat buntut ayam kan kan kan geek
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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:33 am

affraid sukup2 jilat2 buntut ayam ka....ada taik..... geek geek sasa
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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:39 am

geek lynn...


ada t**k ka... adsd gulik
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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:45 pm

atu baru tah mihir punya urang geek geek geek
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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:04 pm

lynn_ wrote:
affraid sukup2 jilat2 buntut ayam ka....ada taik..... geek geek sasa
kalaw di pangang sodap baitu sehinga nda tejilat suda tu buntut ayam
maka bila hitu buntut masuk di muyut terus di kunyah terus di telam
boleh mendatangkan kekenyangan bagi orang yang suda makan sampi 100cucuk huk lali suda sa huah huah huah
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PostSubject: Re: ayam pangang   Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:06 pm

huah huah bro kalau dia buat sah la dia paling macho...
tapi bida la nampak kalau di depan orang ramai c razak menunging sambil kena jilat buntut dia...
wakakakakaka sure ulang bilang :urgay:
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