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PostSubject: lawak kerja =))!!   Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:07 pm

"Assalammualaikum... "
"Waalaikumusalam.Ada apa encik?"
"Dah tak kenal lagi ker?"
"Patut la rasa cam kenal.Lama tak nampak encik?Tak kerja ke?"
"Dah tak kerja dahh.."
"Padanlah lama tak nampak.Encikberenti ke?"
"Bukan berenti kerja la,tapi kena berentikan kerja.."
"Ish!Org mcm encik ni mana pulak kena buang kerja?"
"Bukan buang la,cakap kena berentikan.."
"Tak sama ya encik dua2 ayat tu?"
"Memanglah sama,tapi kalau sebut kena berenti... kan ke lagi ok?"
"Apsal encik kena berentikan kerja?"
"Sebab ramai yang iri hati dan dengki kat saya!"
"Apsal encik?"
"Iyer la,saya bijak monteng,banyak MC,tipu claim banyak lagilah!"
"Patutlah derang dengki... tapi apsal nak iri hati pulak kat encik?"
"Sebab derang tak reti nak buat cam tu semua!"
"Ya tak ya jugak!!Sekarang buat apa encik?"
"Hmm... tanam anggur.."
"Kat mana encik?"
"Kat rumah... "
"Alhamdulillah,dapat jugaklah hasilnya dari tak dapat apa2.."
"Banyaklah kau punya hasil!"
"Apasal encik?"
"Kau tak tau ke makna 'tanam anggur' tuh?"
"Ader makna lain ke encik?"
"Tanam anggur tu tak de kerja la... menganggur!"
"Iya ke encik?Penganggur ke yang tanam anggur nih?Bukan ke petani?"

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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:18 pm

`"Iya ke encik?Penganggur ke yang tanam anggur nih?Bukan ke petani?"

`tu la aku nama kan org2 yg tanam anggur d ruma nie..
`PENGANGGUR TERHORMAT..
`HANYA PENGANGGUR PENGANGGUR NIE JAK YG BIJAK TANAM ANGGUR D RUMAH..
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:26 pm

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`"Iya ke encik?Penganggur ke yang tanam anggur nih?Bukan ke petani?"

`tu la aku nama kan org2 yg tanam anggur d ruma nie..
`PENGANGGUR TERHORMAT..
`HANYA PENGANGGUR PENGANGGUR NIE JAK YG BIJAK TANAM ANGGUR D RUMAH..
` elephant elephant

owh kehormatan itu dpat di tndingi dengan pelbagai lapisan masyarkat gulik..
aku mo tguk anggur yg di tanam di rumah gulik..
tpi aku mo tguk org lain gulik..aku nda mo wakaka gulik.

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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:40 pm

albino sa mok menjuinkan diri seperti dia buli kai 2 ahh.... elephant siuk ehh
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:26 am

3ssor_y3okok wrote:
albino sa mok menjuinkan diri seperti dia buli kai 2 ahh.... elephant siuk ehh

owh di alu2kan gulik..
kestaw aku brapa ribu untung ko jdi penganggur terhormat gulik..
klu lumayan aku mo jdi jga gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:35 pm

pale adeh pye...sabar...... cat sa kaya luk br sa c tau kow ahh elephant
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:07 pm

3ssor_y3okok wrote:
pale adeh pye...sabar...... cat sa kaya luk br sa c tau kow ahh elephant
bah bila ko mo kaya ni gulik..
aku x sabar ni sdh gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:19 pm

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3ssor_y3okok wrote:
pale adeh pye...sabar...... cat sa kaya luk br sa c tau kow ahh elephant
bah bila ko mo kaya ni gulik..
aku x sabar ni sdh gulik..

`ROSE..
`CEPATAN LA KAYA..
`BORINK SUDA AKU TUNGGU DEPAN TV NIE..
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:43 pm

@ aikk...sabaran kamu ehh...naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanti... tgu la..isk..isk..isk..isk.... elephant elephant
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:30 pm

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
3ssor_y3okok wrote:
pale adeh pye...sabar...... cat sa kaya luk br sa c tau kow ahh elephant
bah bila ko mo kaya ni gulik..
aku x sabar ni sdh gulik..

`ROSE..
`CEPATAN LA KAYA..
`BORINK SUDA AKU TUNGGU DEPAN TV NIE..
`

aku pun buring ni sdh gulik..
apa kata klU kita kasi abes luk rezeki ko gulik.
bagaimana cdangan aku sera gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:31 am

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p_y_E.com wrote:
3ssor_y3okok wrote:
pale adeh pye...sabar...... cat sa kaya luk br sa c tau kow ahh elephant
bah bila ko mo kaya ni gulik..
aku x sabar ni sdh gulik..

`ROSE..
`CEPATAN LA KAYA..
`BORINK SUDA AKU TUNGGU DEPAN TV NIE..
`

aku pun buring ni sdh gulik..
apa kata klU kita kasi abes luk rezeki ko gulik.
bagaimana cdangan aku sera gulik..


`Rezeki aku yg mmg khas utk mu Pye..
`memang ada...
`ada d MANHOLE SUDA SEDIA UTK KO PYE..'
`P LA AMBIK..
`JAN MALU2..
`BARANG BAIK JAN D KASI LAMA...

`gulik gulik
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:30 am

geek manhole.... wrewr sandi.. sandi...
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:08 pm

S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
3ssor_y3okok wrote:
pale adeh pye...sabar...... cat sa kaya luk br sa c tau kow ahh elephant
bah bila ko mo kaya ni gulik..
aku x sabar ni sdh gulik..

`ROSE..
`CEPATAN LA KAYA..
`BORINK SUDA AKU TUNGGU DEPAN TV NIE..
`

aku pun buring ni sdh gulik..
apa kata klU kita kasi abes luk rezeki ko gulik.
bagaimana cdangan aku sera gulik..


`Rezeki aku yg mmg khas utk mu Pye..
`memang ada...
`ada d MANHOLE SUDA SEDIA UTK KO PYE..'
`P LA AMBIK..
`JAN MALU2..
`BARANG BAIK JAN D KASI LAMA...

`gulik gulik


bah duluan gulik
ko bwa c halu gulik

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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:43 pm

` Surprised
`jan rebut rebut ba pye halu..
`byk ba tu jg d MANHOLE..
`gulik gulik
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:36 am

back to the topic lah afro

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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:16 am

wrewr punya loyar buruk si encik tu...ekekek Smile terkena gak yg sorg tu p0n byk soal sgt...wahaha Smile ermmm...tp, aku rs2 si encik tu pok2 nak msuk TV3 Bersamamu bah tu kan..tula suka sgt tanam anggur tu Idea aku rs2la.. Razz wahahaa.. Smile

ermm..tp, klu kita pikir btul kan, seharusnya bila dah dpt keja tu, kejala elok2 bah kan...jgn lak bila dah keja, suka2 jak bt hal....nahh, bila dah "tanam anggur" kan sendiri gak susah.. klu tak menyusahkan urg len takpa gak.. Smile ermmm..tak kiralah keja apap0n bah, janji keja yg halal n ble dpt duit utk keperluan & sekurang2nya tak juga meminta2 ngan urg len bah.. Very Happy negara


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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:31 pm

`em...
`aku sokong jak la sis lutau...
`betul betul betul.. Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:06 pm

aku pun..gulik..
betul3x gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:50 am

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aku pun..gulik..
betul3x gulik..

`Pye... Idea

`jan suka tiru aku... gulik
`nebagus tue utk kesihatan jari jemari.. gulik
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:57 am

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aku pun..gulik..
betul3x gulik..

`Pye... Idea

`jan suka tiru aku... gulik
`nebagus tue utk kesihatan jari jemari.. gulik

aku nda ikut pun gulik..
aku sapot jak gulik..

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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:52 pm

p_y_E.com wrote:
S3R4CURlYl4 wrote:
p_y_E.com wrote:
aku pun..gulik..
betul3x gulik..

`Pye... Idea

`jan suka tiru aku... gulik
`nebagus tue utk kesihatan jari jemari.. gulik

aku nda ikut pun gulik..
aku sapot jak gulik..

`o0o0o0 ba.. gulik
`sama sama la kita sapot sis lutau... gulik
`betul betul betul... gulik
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:15 pm

p_y_E.com wrote:
"Assalammualaikum... "
"Waalaikumusalam.Ada apa encik?"
"Dah tak kenal lagi ker?"
"Patut la rasa cam kenal.Lama tak nampak encik?Tak kerja ke?"
"Dah tak kerja dahh.."
"Padanlah lama tak nampak.Encikberenti ke?"
"Bukan berenti kerja la,tapi kena berentikan kerja.."
"Ish!Org mcm encik ni mana pulak kena buang kerja?"
"Bukan buang la,cakap kena berentikan.."
"Tak sama ya encik dua2 ayat tu?"
"Memanglah sama,tapi kalau sebut kena berenti... kan ke lagi ok?"
"Apsal encik kena berentikan kerja?"
"Sebab ramai yang iri hati dan dengki kat saya!"
"Apsal encik?"
"Iyer la,saya bijak monteng,banyak MC,tipu claim banyak lagilah!"
"Patutlah derang dengki... tapi apsal nak iri hati pulak kat encik?"
"Sebab derang tak reti nak buat cam tu semua!"
"Ya tak ya jugak!!Sekarang buat apa encik?"
"Hmm... tanam anggur.."
"Kat mana encik?"
"Kat rumah... "
"Alhamdulillah,dapat jugaklah hasilnya dari tak dapat apa2.."
"Banyaklah kau punya hasil!"
"Apasal encik?"
"Kau tak tau ke makna 'tanam anggur' tuh?"
"Ader makna lain ke encik?"
"Tanam anggur tu tak de kerja la... menganggur!"
"Iya ke encik?Penganggur ke yang tanam anggur nih?Bukan ke petani?"




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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:52 pm

`ba yoyo... gulik
`tukar nek unta lagi kita p subuk page len..
` yoyo
`c Pye tinggal sini... gulik
` dua org encik tu mok jumpa... gulik
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:25 pm

geek brp ekar la dia sdh buka tanam anggur tu aaa? wrewr
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PostSubject: Re: lawak kerja =))!!   Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:37 pm

Mr Satonaka Halu wrote:
geek brp ekar la dia sdh buka tanam anggur tu aaa? wrewr

`dia tu merujuk pada sapa... Surprised
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